QnA Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
All of these were real submitted questions from friends.A: I have, but I tend to forget the names and give them new ones. My main guitar is named "Yuri" (no, not that kind of Yuri) after Yuri Gagarin, the first man to go to space.
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Have you not figured it out from the website? It's green.
Q: Why does this website use Comic Sans?
A: WOULD YOU RATHER I SPEAK IN ALL CAPS WINGDINGS? I THOUGHT NOT.
Q: What are your favorite TV shows?
A: "Phineas and Ferb", "Neon Genesis: Evangelion" and "Ninjago".
Q: What are your favorite movies?
A: "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" and "Howl's Moving Castle". "The End of Evangelion" and "Skyfall" are also very good. I only recently learned that submarines being yellow in media is not always a reference to the Beatles, as many scientific submarines are yellow for visibility.
Q: What are you reading right now?
A: I started reading "Homestuck" by Andrew Hussie against my better judgement. I haven't finished it, and I probably won't. It was very confusing. (September 2026)
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Ur mom.
Q: Who is your favorite person?
A: Ur mom again. Look at how smart I am planning out these jokes ahead of time. (This used to say Niel Gaiman, which turned out very poorly)
Q: Do you have an arch nemesis?
A: Jordan Peterson.
Q: How many small children (3rd graders) could you beat in a fight?
A: 5.
Q: Do you have a strange aversion to the sun, crosses, wooden stakes, and Italian foods?
A: Crosses sometimes, it depends on how close it is to my face, the rest no.
Q: What is your fourth favorite time period?
A: Cretaceous. Also depends on what type of time period you are talking about.
Q: Do you suffer from any family curses?
A: Besides irregular vampirism, no.
Q: What are your thoughts on dolphins?
A: They do infact, exist.
Q: Would you like to have immortality?
A: No.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Now that's just silly. 4.
Q: In the event that we discover proof of extraterrestrial life, do you believe that the Great Filter Theory is true and if so, do you believe that it is in front or behind us?
A: Nice try, that's 2 questions. Next!
Q: Favorite Pokemon?
A: Rhyhorn
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A: .
Q: Do you think this is funny?
A: Yeah. Fuck yeah.
Q: Why do you use profanity?
A: Fucking using fucking profanity is part of the fucking English language for fucks sake.
Q: Why is this webpage not in Spanish?
A: Because I'm lazy.
Q: Who is your favorite comedian?
A: I don't watch comedy, I'm too serious for that shit.
Q: Favorite time of day?
A: What kinda weirdo would have a favorite time of day?
Q: Does it ever get boring writing this?
A: yeah
Q: How silly goofy are you?
A: bery
Q: Do you have any sports teams you like?
A: The Phillies ig. I don't really care about sports.
Q: What was your favorite core subject in school?
A: History or spanish.
Q: Are you transgender?
A: Yes, but if you're reading this you probably already know that. Also actually who cares I do way cooler things than turning into a girl. Pervert.
Q: Are you gay?
A: Depends on what you mean by gay.
Q: How do you feel about MPREG?
A: I am not MPREGer it makes me uncomfortable, but like go off queen...
Q: Potatoes?
A: Tomatoes
Q: I wanna play Roblox
A: No
Q: Balls
A: Yep
Q: Do I buy yaoi book series or yuri plush?
A: Buy the yuri plush.
Q: Can you send me 100 dollars?
A: No.